Women

By the time the Lord made women, he

was into his sixth

day of working overtime. An Angel

appeared and said,

"Why are you spending so much time on

this one?"

And the Lord answered and said, "Have

you seen the

spec sheet on her? She has to be

completely washable,

but not plastic, have 200 movable

parts, all

replaceable, run on black coffee and

leftovers, have a

lap that can hold three children at

one time , have a

kiss that can cure anything from a

scraped knee to a

broken heart, and have six pairs of

hands."

The Angel was astounded at the

requirements for this

one. "Six pairs of hands! No

Way!", "And that’s just

on the standard model?" the Angel

asked.

The Angel tried to stop the

Lord. "This is too much

work for one day. Wait until tomorrow

to finish it."

"But I can’t!", the Lord protested, "I

am so close to

finishing this creation that is so

close to my own

Heart. She already heals herself when

she is sick AND

can work 18 hr days." The Angel moved

closer and

touched the woman,"but you have made

her so soft,

Lord."

"She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I

have also made

Her tough. You have no idea what she

can endure or

accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked

the Angel. The

Lord replied, "Not only will she be

able to think, she

will be able to reason, and negotiate."

The Angel then noticed something and

reached out and

touched the woman’s cheek.

"Oops, it looks like you have a leak

with this model.

I told you that you were trying to put

too much into

this one." "That’s not a leak," the

Lord objected,

"that’s a tear!"

"What’s the tear for?" the Angel

asked. The Lord said,

"The tear is her way of expressing her

joy, her

sorrow, her pain, her disappointment,

her loneliness,

her grief, and her pride."

The Angel was impressed. "You are a

genius, Lord. You

thought of everything, for women are

truly amazing."

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They carry

hardships, they carry burdens but they

hold happiness,

love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when

they want to cry. They cry when they

are happy and

laugh when they are nervous. They

fight for what they

believe in. They stand up for

injustice. They don’t

take "no" for an answer when they

believe there is a

better solution.

They go without so their family can

have. They go to

the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love

unconditionally. They cry when their

children excel

and cheer when their friends get

awards. They are

happy when they hear about a birth or

a new marriage.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow

at the loss of a family member,yet

they are strong when

they think there is no strength left.

They know that a

hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors

and shapes.

They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-

mail you to show

how much they care about you. The

heart of a woman is

what makes the world spin! They bring

joy and hope.

They give compassion and ideals. They

give moral

support to their family and friends.

Women have a lot

to say and a lot to give.