HE : Can I
buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually
I’d rather have the money.
HE: I’m a
photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a
plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn’t
we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must been
once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you
get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve
been given your share.
HE: Will you go
out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I’m
having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face
must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your
face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on,
don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get
out.
HE: I think I
could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are
you leaving?
HE: What would
you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I
can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have
your name!?
SHE: Why? Don’t
you already have one?
HE: Shall we go
see a movie?
SHE: I’ve
already seen it.
HE: Where have
you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding
from you.
HE: Haven’t I
seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes.
That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this
seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and
this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do
you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a
female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby,
what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not
enter.
HE: If I could
see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw
you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
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